Shoulda Put a Ring on it?
Hi, Paul Nyhart, again. No stories on actors or actresses today, you have the Golden Globes for that. As Reggie Bush pushes towards his first super bowl ring, his girl, Kim Kardashian is trying to get a ring of her own. Rumor has it she made a bet that she gets an engagement ring if Bush and the New Orleans Saints win a super bowl. What a lovely ultimatum–she sounds like a keeper. Unfortunately, if appearance have anything to do with it (and they hardly ever do…) she certainly looks like a keeper.
Remember Heidi Montag? Or should I say, do you remember what Montag used to look like? She was quoted in People as saying she was “beyond obsessed” with plastic surgery. Now, for some odd reason, rumors are spreading like the plague that she has a problem.
“I would say that none of those people know me at all, and that’s just a judgment.”
Having watched Montag eat lunch and attend several high-profile parties on The Hills, I feel like I’m in a position to say that I know her. She told Good Morning America:
“If I was addicted, I would have had 10 plastic surgeries.”
You’re still young and have plenty of unaltered limbs–it’s something to shoot for.
Finally, my favorite topic, The Bachelor. Where else can you find 20 desperate girls going after one single guy–besides, night-clubs, dive bars, tour buses, high school football games, Oprah, rock concerts, hookah bars, and most online dating sites (20 is low-balling it). The Bachelor manages to bring a palpable suspense, though, that isn’t felt on any other program. Except Nova. Something about watching Polar Bears clean their fur that keeps me on the edge of my seat.
The Bachelor Jake Pavlica (he’s a pilot) kept us riveted by getting rid of a Michelle Kujawa (the ‘k’ is silent) before a rose ceremony. That’s like dumping a girl before you get to meet her. I think the girl is actually smarter than the average bear, she got out of the house before the walls started caving in. Good for her.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.







