Witherspoon Sends Gyllenhall Packing?
Well traffic was horrible today. If I’d known any better I’d say this is becoming a serious problem for Los Angeles, perhaps someone should do something about it. I propose you’re not allowed to drive during rush hour unless you have a job. What do you think? The latest competition in Washington has the talking heads formulating a Health Care plan arguing over the same thing—kind of. Democrats (The Donkeys) want a public option where those who need insurance would essentially have it available. Republicans (the Elephants in the room) want the free market to exist and believe private insurance companies should be allowed to operate, well, freely. Good if you have a job and your employer gives you insurance. Bad if your employer stiffs you or if your one of the 10% of Americans without a job right now.
So should we clear the roads for those that have jobs, and leave those without benefits stuck at home?
It’s a complex question, where the answer only distracts from the real issues of the world:
Hollywood Gossip.
Your Daily Drama Thursday December 17, 2009.
Hold the phone! A previous report about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall may be true–they’re broken up.
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Maybe that’s why traffic was so slow, today: everyone was so stunned they couldn’t find the strength to push their foot against the gas pedal…
Word broke louder than wind through Venetian blinds earlier this month when the rumors started spreading. Now it appears the two actors are citing “it’s not going to happen.” It actually looks like Reese is the one speaking up…
Rumors are that Gyllenhall was thinking of popping the question. The question of course being, “Do you want the towels or can I keep them?”
A source from E! (also doubling as a Correspondent on the conflict in the Middle East) shot down recent reports that Gyllenhaal wanted marriage.
Gyllenhaal, who will turn 29 on Saturday, and Witherspoon, 33, never talked publicly about their romance. Except, when Witherspoon couldn’t stop raving about his cooking skills.
“Jake is a great cook…he does a lot. We spend the weekends outside L.A, in Ojai, where I have a farmhouse. We have chickens and we grow cucumbers and tomatoes. I love it.”
It’s the American Dream. For those of you too lazy to google, Ojai, don’t worry, I took care of it for you. It’s a small town in Ventura County, just North of Los Angeles and east of Santa Barbara. It’s population is roughly around 8,000 people and its mayor is Joe DeVto.
That should speed up traffic.
Speaking of break-ups, Jessica Simpson is back in the news. Surpringingly, though, it’s not because another guy broke up with her again. This time, Jessica is breaking up with a guy she isn’t dating, just so she can make sure they don’t end up dating, so he can inevitably break up with her.
You’re a real fox, Ms. Jessica Simpson…
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Who is she calling out–none other than Tiger Woods, the winner of the worst month ever award. How do you know when you’ve had a bad month? It’s not when you quit playing the sport you’ve made a billion dollars off of, or when you’re hot, Swedish wife leaves you and goes back to her motherland–it’s when Jessica Simpson won’t even go out with you.
Rumor is though, she gilded the lily before she cried wolf.
Star Magazine claims, “Simpson “decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not” — meaning the two exchanged digits and e-mail addresses.
But According to another bogus source, Jessica’s Twitter, things weren’t like that at all.
“can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! “The Shocking Inside Story” is (insert drum roll) A LIE!”
It’s not everyday that you find Jessica Simpson on the cover of Star magazine, most of the time it’s just Monday through Friday it seems. It’s good to see her back in the news. Maybe she has some advice for someone involved in an absolutely horrible, public relationship. I’m refreshing my twitter account every 30 seconds.
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