Here we are again, a crisp clean Tuesday. I say we celebrate with Hollywood gossip. Why not?

Daily Drama for Tuesday December 1^st, 2009.

Remember Nicole Richie? Lionel probably doesn’t, but reality television fans sure do. Well, she’s working on starting her own ABC sitcom in which she would both star and produce. The show will be shot single camera, and most likely, run a single week.

“The story revolves around a young, modern and professional woman who must balance her business and family relationships,” Richie wrote on her Web site. “She must deal with, and navigate the many ideas of what a woman’s role is: modern vs. traditional.”

It’s like Madmen Meets Sex and the City!

“Lately, I have been surrounded by many different women of all ages and walks of life. It amazes me to watch and observe how many different ideas there are about what a woman’s role should be in this era,” she writes.

Leave it to Nicole Richie to enlighten us on the role of women on society. Sounds like she’s the next Jane Adams.

Paris Hilton could neither confirm nor deny a report that she’ll be featured in the first pilot episode, discussing the role of women and night-clubs in the modern era.

They’re coming out of the woodwork, now: anybody wearing a tube-top is declaring themselves part of the Tiger Woods scandal, saying they had an affair with the Golfer.

It’s starting to get really good now. Some girl named Jaimee Grubbs said she was involved with Woods for 31 months. Who is Jaimee Grubbs, you ask? She’s not a movie star. She’s not even a terrible pop singer. She appeared on Tool Academy.

Tool Academy…

Some girls just can’t keep their hands out of the cookie jar.

She said she had 20 sexual encounters, (with photos)  more than 300 texts (racy texts) and a voicemail from Tiger, last week. Looks like Jaimee had her ducks lined up. Looks like Tiger is going to have to bust out his rescue club and then some to get out of this mess.

You ever hear of a Kobe Special?

But here’s why I love America: not only is the whole world talking about this stupid thing, Vegas is now getting in on the act. They’re paying 500 dollars for every 100 that Tiger will solve the fiasco by getting a fancy Ring, or, a Kobe Special.

It’ll cost you 150 to make a hundred if you think he’s going to stay with his Wife. My personal favorite, +250 that he’ll get a divorce. Only in America could you profit on two people breaking their vows.

Let Freedom Ring.

Pun intended.