The Hills Are Alive…
Happy thursday, everyone. For you college kids, it’s Thirsty Thursday, which is awesome. I hope the coming weekend brings you all good tidings. I bought my Christmas lights yesterday, unfortunately I didn’t read the box and it turns out they were the blue ones. I’m not going to let that get me down, I have entertainment news that takes care of that.
Your Daily Drama for Thursday December 3,2009.
Jamie McCarthy
Let’s start things off with a bang, shall we? MTV announced The Hills will be returning for a sixth season, despite the ratings slope after losing Lauren Conrad, who wanted to focus more on her career, dating guys. It’s an incredibly risky decision, since it costs MTV almost nothing to make the show and doesn’t require casting talent. It does take two cameras and some music, so I can understand why MTV was a little on the fence.
Fear not, last year saw Kristin Cavallari come to the rescue, and she returns again. A solid 9, she managed to stir up enough relationship trouble to wet the swanky appetites of the shows producers, and continue the show on it’s run.
“With music and editing they (producers) can make it seem that way, but it wasn’t romantic with Justin and I at all because I didn’t trust him,” Kristin said in an interview.
“Just because we kissed doesn’t mean we were intimate.”
Yea….She gave it up.
But it looks like the two are tight lipped as one of Tiger Wood’s Friday night girls.
“(We’re) just hanging out and talking…you’re going to have to wait and see what happens on the next season.”
My tivo is set. My nerves are shaking with anticipation. I suppose I’ll have to satisfy my hunger with a stack of Laguna Beach DVDs and a bottle of Whiskey, until the new season premiers. Life isn’t fair.
Speaking of life isn’t fair, there are rarely second chances. Jesper Parnavik found out the hard way. He’s the professional golfer that introduced Tiger to his soon to be ex-wife Elin Nordegren.
“I’m kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him, and we probably thought he was a better guy than he is.”
Fernando Allende
Oh snap. You don’t mess with the Swede’s. They might look all shiny and sweet, but there’s a bite to their bark.
“When you are the guy he is, the world’s best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff … and maybe not just do it, like Nike says.”
Parnavik must be endorsed by Wolverines: Relentless by nature.
How’d the meeting originally go down? One can only imagine.
Elin, it’s Jesper (things sound awkward, already). There’s this great guy I want you to meet. He won the masters by 20 strokes, I think he might be on the juice, but he’s got a couple hundred mill. Do you want to meet him?
Shockingly, she says yes. Obviously under duress. Parnavik sounds like a stand-up guy. His values sound mid-western and I like the fact he’s taking it to the guy that probably walked on his ball path a couple of times, if you catch my drift.
Send them in hot…
