Sunday morning and the sun is shining. Tiger Woods is still in the news, “Jimmy  Football” is still all over my T.V.  All is well in the world.

Alright, let’s do this. Daily Drama Sunday November 28, 2009.

You ever hear of a Kobe special? I just found out what Kobe beef was last week, so if you think it refers to people reading books and massaging cows, think again. TMZ reports (which is the same as saying,” a 4^th grader whispered in my ear”) that Tiger Woods told a friend via a phone conversation “I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.’” The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a “Kobe Special” was.

“A house on a finger.” Tiger replied.

My house would fit on most people’s fingers, they’d probably pass and think it’s too dirty to wear. It also is kind of cold and smells like egg salad. I don’t know if that will get the job done when trying to make it up with your Wife.

Speaking of which, we can only assume that’s the intent behind the “Kobe special.” Referring to the much ballyhooed scandal that tainted Los Angeles Laker star Kobe Bryant for roughly fifteen minutes.

Tiger told the friend his wife had scratched his face up during an argument over a report that the golf great had cheated on her. I’m not talking about giving yourself a three when you really had a snowman.

Apparently Tiger has been putting the make (and then some) on Rachel Uchitel. Who is Rachel Uchitel you ask? I have no idea. Google her. I’m sure you can come up with some provocative high school photos by now, or maybe even some quotes by some frat guys that “knew her” in college.

Remember Susan Boyle? The YouTube sensation turned Record Label Puppet, now has the top selling album on the British charts.

Her album “I Dreamed A Dream,” entered the British album chart in the top spot Sunday.  It sold 410,000 copies since its release Nov. 23 making it the fastest selling album so far this year, and the largest first-week sales for a debut album in U.K. chart history.

If that’s not enough, she’s been slated as for the Halftime show for this year’s Orange Bowl in Miami, Florida. Networks execs were a little skeptical, due to Boyle’s controversial attire, but they couldn’t turn down heat from the affiliates who were getting demands from their local viewers.

“I hear she’s taller in person.” Said one fan.”

“I’d probably do her,” said another enthusiastic fan.

You can order Boyle’s CD on iTunes, or find it at every Container Store across America.

Good night and good luck.